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There are more than 700,000 pageants in America each year
"100,000 children under the age of twelve enter beauty pageants in America every year" Pageant Magazine
Before becoming a talk show host, Oprah Winfrey won the 1971 Miss Fire Prevention pageant in Nashville
"I think it's always best to be who you are" Halle Berry Miss Ohio 1986
"Only do what your heart tells you" Princess Diana
"Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies" Gore Vidal
"Competition is for dogs and horses" Geri Halliwell
"Marry Prince William? I would love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?" Britney Spears
"Miss Colombia's talent performance will include swallowing 50 bags of heroin" David Letterman
"Other pageants are looking for a model, but Miss America is looking for a role model" Miss America website
"Do you have to be skinny to win? It's brains that matter not beauty" Miss Maya Pageant FAQ
"A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?" Jane Wagner
"Fashion, as we knew it, is over; people wear now exactly what they feel like wearing" Mary Quant
"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown" Shakespeare, Henry IV
P. T. Barnum staged the first beauty pageant in 1854. He previously held dog, baby, and bird beauty contests
"The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in it's loyalty to each other" Mario Puzo
"The all American boy prefers beauty to brains because he sees better than he thinks" Farrah Fawcett-Majors
"Look, I'm not an intellectual - I just take pictures" Helmut Newton
"As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work" Katharine Hepburn
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